Ban Muslims from flying

Stop them flying.

Once again, British people are being inconvenienced by the activities of home grown Muslim terrorists who, it appears, have conspired to plant bombs on passenger planes leaving the UK.

The British National Party Executive’s solution to this problem is to ban immediately, ALL MUSLIMS from flying out of (and in to) Britain until the security situation has been fully resolved.

During recent international football competitions, a similar ban on English football hooligans was carried out, when many football fans had their passports confiscated and travel restricted.If white working class men can be treated in this fashion it must be possible to apply a similar ban to Muslims.

We need firm Government action to resolve this crisis which will thus restore confidence in air travel and remove the serious inconvenience effecting air passengers at the height of the summer school holidays.

 

Weymouth model boat festival

Weymouth’s
12th Annual International
Maritime Modelling Festival

Saturday 8th and Sunday 9th July 2006.

Pug says: This will be my last post for a few days, as you can see I’m off to Weymouth tomorrow for a long weekend!

I shall stay with my Irish Aunt, she likes a drink or two. Ha!Ha!
So no problems there!
Will catch ya all later..
Keep Well! and be Good!

Cheers.

 

Popeye

Congratulations

Now you get the drift.

This is too easy!

You now have no picture to follow!

Have a look at the October archives for anything that resembles 3 in a bed! for your first clue.

 

Blog has seventeen comments in 10 secs

Yes it's true… BlogMad has set the Crinkley Bottom Extra on it's way to the Guinness Book of Records.

Seventeen anonymous comments in less that 10 seconds

 

Pug says: This blog has been in circulation on BlogMad for 3 months now.
As you can see by my mailbox, this is what came through with yesterday's posting. I shall leave it up to the public, what you think and make of it for the moment.
It's not rocket science to work out how this came about, just read yesterday's post and comments.
Please Note: The anonymous comments have been left around on different postings, but all very much the same. 

Crinkley Bottom Extra

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At-a-glance: Visa scam report

The National Audit Office’s damning report into the way the Home Office handled abuses of the visa system in Bulgaria and Romania has caused government embarrassment.

Here are the watchdog’s main findings:

Visas were granted to applicants who had entered the UK in the past illegally, or had been refused asylum.

At least 150 applicants submitted near identical “business plans” from the same agent and applicants who had “no idea what was in their business plan.”

Other applicants did not possess the necessary skills for their alleged business and had no command of English.

Some Romanians and Bulgarians obtained either a tourist or student visa and then switched quickly to European Community Association Agreements ECAA visas.

There was no feedback to entry clearance staff about whether successful applicants were adhering to the terms of their entry into Britain, for example whether they were setting up the type of businesses they described during the visa application process.

Nobody told the people issuing the visas that this switching was taking place.

Bus loads of applicants were arriving in the UK and switching quickly to ECCA visas.

The lack of feedback made it impossible for entry clearance officers to measure the risks involved in issuing visas.

In the Bulgarian capital Sofia the increase in applications was from 63 in 2001/2 to 8,034 in 2003/4 – enough to set “alarm bells ringing.”

There were potential abuses in other areas of the world, with one Home Office exercise revealing 37% of Ghanaian students granted a visa to enter the UK as students could not now be traced.

There were also concerns in Beijing, with students not enrolling at their stated college on arrival in the UK and evidence of forged documents.

 

Alligator kills jogger

12th May 2006 

 

An alligator killed a woman whose dismembered body was found floating in a canal in Florida, a US medical examiner has concluded.

The body of Yovy Suarez Jimenez, 28, was found in the town of Sunrise on Wednesday – a day after she disappeared while jogging near the canal.

"The alligator attacked her… bit her… and pulled her into the water," medical examiner Dr Joshua Perper said.

A hunt was under way to find and kill the reptile, local officials said.

Dr Perper – who performed the autopsy – said that the alligator "basically amputated" the woman’s arms, and bit her on the leg and back.

It is my professional opinion that the alligator attacked the woman while she was on land
Dr Joshua Perper

"She died extremely fast. By the time she was pulled into the water she was already dead," the medical examiner at Broward County said.

No-one is believed to have seen the attack, but some people saw a woman matching Ms Jimenez’s description dangling her feet over the canal’s edge, reports in the local media say.

The alligator is estimated to be up to 10ft (three metres) long, based on the woman’s injuries.

There have been 25 fatal alligator attacks in Florida since 1948, according to Florida’s wildlife officials.

BBC NEWS | World | Americas | Alligator kills jogger in Florida – Flock

 

 

Beatles lose Apple court battle

08th May 2006

The Beatles have lost their court challenge against Apple Computer over its iPod and iTunes download service.

Sir Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr and the families of George Harrison and John Lennon control the Apple Corps label.
They claimed the US firm broke a deal aimed at ensuring there would not be two Apples in the music industry.

But Mr Justice Anthony Mann ruled that the computer company used the Apple logo in association with its store, not the music, and so was not in breach.

The ruling means iPods and iTunes will still be able to carry the Apple name and logo.

 

50 Years up a tree!

02nd May 2006

An Indian octogenarian has reportedly spent half a century living in a tree after a tiff with his wife.

Gayadhar Parida took to staying in a mango tree after a quarrel over a 'tiny issue' with his wife 50 years ago, reports Mumbai Mirror.

He moved trees when his first tree house was destroyed in a storm but he has never moved back into his home in Kuligaon, Orissa.

Mr Parida, 83,said: "I had come to stay after disturbances with my wife. But after some days, I felt spiritualism had developed within my body."

The paper said he spends most of his time in the company of poisonous snakes and comes down only to drink water from a pool.

Mr Parida accepts food offered to him by family members but no amount of coaxing has convinced him to leave his tree house.

His son Babula, 55, said: "I have gone to the garden several times to woo him back but he vehemently refused to return. Hurt and dejected, I had to come back home."

Ananova

 

Parrot in Clink

27th April 2006

A parrot has spent five days under police 'interrogation' in prison in Argentina. A judge ordered Pepo to be held in custody until he told police who was his real owner, reports UOL. Two neighbours, Jorge Machado and R Vega, were disputing ownership of the bird. Judge Osvaldo Carlos decided the parrot should be sent to prison until he said the name of his owner. After five days, Pepo said Jorge's name and also sung the anthem of his favourite football team San Lorenzo. Mr Machado said: "I knew he wasn't going to let me down, he is a real friend and we support the same football team."

 

Iran develops bird flu bomb

24th April 2006

Iran today announced successful testing of what it calls the world's first bird flu-based weapons system.

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, acknowledging that his nation's campaign to develop nuclear weapons had ruffled feathers internationally, said Iran would abandon nukes in favor of bird flu bombs, which he claimed are just as effective and far less expensive.

"Cheap, cheap, cheap," said Ahmadinejad, who made the announcement with a brightly colored parrot perched on his left shoulder. "You just take some avian flu — only the finest H5N1 strain of course — swab it onto the tip of a missile and, kablooey, a million dead infidels."

At one point, the parrot interrupted to shout, "Polly wanna uranium yellow cake?" The parrot also called President Bush a "bird brain" and squawked about "wiping Israel off the face of the map."

Experts warn that bird-to-human transmission of avian flu has killed hundreds, but that millions could die in a pandemic if the deadly virus mutates into one capable of human-to-human transmission. However, health officials have failed to consider the full impact of missile-to-human transmission.

Iran has consistently thwarted the efforts of U.N. bird flu inspectors, prompting new fears that scientists there may also be monkeying around with swine flu, mad cow and monkeypox bombs.