May 2006


Yes it's true… BlogMad has set the Crinkley Bottom Extra on it's way to the Guinness Book of Records.

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As you can see by my mailbox, this is what came through with yesterday's posting. I shall leave it up to the public, what you think and make of it for the moment.
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jazzcoffee.gifThe National Audit Office’s damning report into the way the Home Office handled abuses of the visa system in Bulgaria and Romania has caused government embarrassment.

Here are the watchdog’s main findings:

  • Visas were granted to applicants who had entered the UK in the past illegally, or had been refused asylum.
  • At least 150 applicants submitted near identical “business plans” from the same agent and applicants who had “no idea what was in their business plan.”
  • Other applicants did not possess the necessary skills for their alleged business and had no command of English.
  • Some Romanians and Bulgarians obtained either a tourist or student visa and then switched quickly to European Community Association Agreements ECAA visas.
  • There was no feedback to entry clearance staff about whether successful applicants were adhering to the terms of their entry into Britain, for example whether they were setting up the type of businesses they described during the visa application process.
  • Nobody told the people issuing the visas that this switching was taking place.
  • Bus loads of applicants were arriving in the UK and switching quickly to ECCA visas.
  • The lack of feedback made it impossible for entry clearance officers to measure the risks involved in issuing visas.
  • In the Bulgarian capital Sofia the increase in applications was from 63 in 2001/2 to 8,034 in 2003/4 – enough to set “alarm bells ringing.”
  • There were potential abuses in other areas of the world, with one Home Office exercise revealing 37% of Ghanaian students granted a visa to enter the UK as students could not now be traced.
  • There were also concerns in Beijing, with students not enrolling at their stated college on arrival in the UK and evidence of forged documents.
  • 12th May 2006 

     

    An alligator killed a woman whose dismembered body was found floating in a canal in Florida, a US medical examiner has concluded.

    The body of Yovy Suarez Jimenez, 28, was found in the town of Sunrise on Wednesday – a day after she disappeared while jogging near the canal.

    "The alligator attacked her… bit her… and pulled her into the water," medical examiner Dr Joshua Perper said.

    A hunt was under way to find and kill the reptile, local officials said.

    Dr Perper – who performed the autopsy – said that the alligator "basically amputated" the woman’s arms, and bit her on the leg and back.

    It is my professional opinion that the alligator attacked the woman while she was on land
    Dr Joshua Perper

    "She died extremely fast. By the time she was pulled into the water she was already dead," the medical examiner at Broward County said.

    No-one is believed to have seen the attack, but some people saw a woman matching Ms Jimenez’s description dangling her feet over the canal’s edge, reports in the local media say.

    The alligator is estimated to be up to 10ft (three metres) long, based on the woman’s injuries.

    There have been 25 fatal alligator attacks in Florida since 1948, according to Florida’s wildlife officials.

    BBC NEWS | World | Americas | Alligator kills jogger in Florida – Flock

     

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    The Beatles have lost their court challenge against Apple Computer over its iPod and iTunes download service.

    Sir Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr and the families of George Harrison and John Lennon control the Apple Corps label.
    They claimed the US firm broke a deal aimed at ensuring there would not be two Apples in the music industry.

    But Mr Justice Anthony Mann ruled that the computer company used the Apple logo in association with its store, not the music, and so was not in breach.

    The ruling means iPods and iTunes will still be able to carry the Apple name and logo.

    02nd May 2006

    An Indian octogenarian has reportedly spent half a century living in a tree after a tiff with his wife.

    Gayadhar Parida took to staying in a mango tree after a quarrel over a 'tiny issue' with his wife 50 years ago, reports Mumbai Mirror.

    He moved trees when his first tree house was destroyed in a storm but he has never moved back into his home in Kuligaon, Orissa.

    Mr Parida, 83,said: "I had come to stay after disturbances with my wife. But after some days, I felt spiritualism had developed within my body."

    The paper said he spends most of his time in the company of poisonous snakes and comes down only to drink water from a pool.

    Mr Parida accepts food offered to him by family members but no amount of coaxing has convinced him to leave his tree house.

    His son Babula, 55, said: "I have gone to the garden several times to woo him back but he vehemently refused to return. Hurt and dejected, I had to come back home."

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